I dont know if I'm just not popular or if most people do not realize I have added the feature "Follow This Blog" to my page. It's there, on the right. I have four followers right now. I want more. I think more than four people read me, even though I dont have a lot to say. I'm gonna step out here with a huge risk and ask people to click on the feature and follow my blog. I dont have to have as many followers as some of the really great bloggers I read. I know I'm not in their league. But I would like to have more than 4. Four seems so lonely. But to the four who follow my blog I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart because you have truly made my day and life more complete.
The reason it is a huge risk is because it is very likely no one is reading and therefore, no one will click on "Follow This Blog." That would be a very upsetting thing that could drive me right into my bed to pout and moan and groan over how awful it is that I have no blog followers and should just go into corner and eat worms. So even if you stumbled over my blog by accident when you googled dogs, panties or condoms, go ahead and do my a favor and click on "Follow This Blog." That way I will appear popular to the naked eye. It will make me feel better. You will be helping me continue on my path of mental stability and growing self-esteem. It is better to have fake followers than none at all.
So click on "Follow This Blog" damnit!