"This is a collect call from a correctional institution. Please press 1 if you would like to accept this call."
Lucky: I'm in jail. I got arrested and charged with eating my Momma's socks. This is my 3rd offense and my bail is $5,000. Please send money--I need to get out. The food is terrible and the other inmates are very loud. I cant even sleep at night and there is only 1 TV for 100 inmates. There is no such thing as treats. I miss my bed and I miss my toys. I can't stand it! I promise not to eat Momma's socks ever again. If you just get me out I will be good!