Armadillos to be exact.
We have a lovely huge garden. It attracts a lot of wildlife.
One evening I came home late from work. In the metal barrell outside a horrible noise was coming from the inside of it. REALLY loud. I couldnt imagine what was there but when I went into the house I allerted Alvarro and he told me it was an Armadillo.
My first thought was why in the world did he put it in the can while it was alive. My next thought was I was going to have to listen to the thrashing all night. A little irritating but around here you roll with the flow. I mean there had to be a reason for this - there always was.
The next day the Armadillo was gone and so was Alvarro. Hmmmmm. I asked Lester about this deal and he told me the Armadillo was eating the garden and Alvarro had taken the Armadillo to his friends house and it was going to be dinner.
DINNER! A RAT WITH A SHELL!
Did you know there are actually recipes for cooking armadillo?
Yes. Yes there are.
I can prove it.
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See I told you so.
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