Thursday, June 12, 2008

To Be a Bear

I found this little joke today on the internet. But to me it sounds like a pretty good life. Here it is:

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.


Linda said...

I wanna be a bear!! Actually, I wanna be a panda.....

Lynnbug said...

Ilove pandas!

Denise said...

I want to be a bear! But i would have to piant my toenails. i especially like the part about being grouchy! That rocks.

Lynnbug said...

I like the hairy legs and excess body fat! hahahaha!